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A gynecologist decided to change his career and become a mechanic. He was diligently learning and at the end of the course he passed the exam with tremendous skill! He had obtained
a mark of 150%.(!)
He asked the instructor if there had been an error. And the instructor said,
"During the exam, you took the engine apart excellent, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
And I gave you an extra 50% cause you did all of it
THROUGH THE EXHAUST”
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A teacher asks her class
- If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left, Johnny?
- None, they all fly away with the first gun shot .
- The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking, Johnny.
- I have a question for you, teacher! There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?
The teacher blushing a great deal...
- Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.
- The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.