Just smile)))

[Apelsinka-vi]

Have you ever heard about the dentist who became a brain surgeon?... His drill slipped.

New surgeon

Honest Lawyer

A rich man, who loves his money very much, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer . The Rich Man was very old and was thinking about his approaching death. He asked his friends to do a favor for him when he died.
"Here are three envelopes; each contains $100,000, one for each of you. I don't wish to go to the afterlife without my money. Please, when I am buried, would you throw these envelopes into my grave?"

The three friends agreed, and took the envelopes. The Rich Man soon died. At his funeral, the Doctor, the Priest and the Lawyer threw their envelopes on his coffin.

As they were leaving the funeral, the Priest said to the others, "I have a confession to make. The church needed a new altar badly, so I... I took $5,000 to buy it".

The Doctor said, "Well, I too must confess that I took some money. The children's hospital where I work needed a new, expensive X-ray machine, so I took $30,000 to buy it."

The Doctor and the Priest both turned to the lawyer, expecting a similar confession. Instead, he said "Oh no, I didn't take any of the money. I put a check for the entire $100,000 in the envelope!"

Cute kid!

A little boy with a few packages in his arms asked a passerby, "Will you open the gate for me?" The passerby said, "Of course, sonny." The kid replied," Thanks. The gate was just painted and I didn't want to get my hands messy."

@темы: Нескушные фото, СМЕШ-НО

Comments

[.Iris]

забавно, спасибо

особенно понравилось следующеее:

I put a check for the entire $100,000 in the envelope!"

[Odna_ya]

Apelsinka-vi Как же американцы не любят адвокатов!
Иллюстрации блеск! Ты сама подобрала?

[Apelsinka-vi]

Odna_ya аха)) сама))