Я pаскpашу целый свет в самый свой любимый цвет..)))
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A gynecologist decided to change his career and become a mechanic. He was diligently learning and at the end of the course he passed the exam with tremendous skill! He had obtained a mark of 150%.(!)
He asked the instructor if there had been an error. And the instructor said,
"During the exam, you took the engine apart excellent, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
And I gave you an extra 50% cause you did all of it THROUGH THE EXHAUST”
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A gynecologist decided to change his career and become a mechanic. He was diligently learning and at the end of the course he passed the exam with tremendous skill! He had obtained a mark of 150%.(!)
He asked the instructor if there had been an error. And the instructor said,
"During the exam, you took the engine apart excellent, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.
And I gave you an extra 50% cause you did all of it THROUGH THE EXHAUST”
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Вообще впервые задумался над тем, что некоторые анекдоты смешнее на отличном от русского языке =)
Знаю аналоги на русском обоих анекдотов, но не так смешно +)
ChelMir нуууууууу я могу послушать тока в оччччч. узкой компании))))))
Odna_ya матерные частушки слышала от ..... собственной бабули! ух, как сочно она их исполняла))))))